Why stop there? Let’s make sports very fair! If you can run faster, you get weighed down with bricks! If you can punch harder, you have to wear gloves! It’s funny to me of all of the things they think people can self-regulate, somehow sports aren’t among those. Somehow, we need genital inspectors. Somehow the corporations that pollute our water and air can figure out what the right amount of pollution is without government oversight, but the girl’s tennis team at the local high school just can’t help themselves, they need the long arm of the federal government to intervene! This country is a foul joke.