If Count Binface is elected to the House of Commons, he will have to disclaim his title, (as did Anthony Wedgwood Benn) and become plain old Mr Binface. I'm sure his wellwishers can live with that. Much more seemly than the conferring of FakeLord titles on common losers to secure their continued participation in democratic (hah!) service (yes, you David Cameron, Zac Goldsmith & others). #clactonbyelection