#NewsIWantToRead Person who was asked which three tools they would take along to a lonely island with no chance of escape chose Trump, Putin and Netanyahu and said: "You're welcome*" as they departed. *If you are most people, this is meant as a reply to "Thanks". If you're Bolsonaro, Milei, Meloni, Musk, Zuckerberg, Thiel, Bezos, Altman, or any other leader of an authoritarian country, tech-bro company, weapons company or fossil fuel company it means you're welcome to join and never leave the island too. #UtopianMicrofiction