You cannot escape the truth about AI, even in 1988. (okay, this is actually about IBM being Absolute Idiots rather than eliza++. But it was too fun to pass up. Source: https://dn721602.ca.archive.org/0/items/bitsavers_ComputerDe27N1619880901_59733618/Computer_Design_V27_N16_19880901.pdf#page=36 )