I am currently accepting applications for the position of nemesis. Your expected duties will be: -arriving at my evil lair whenever I have an evil scheme -being trapped by whatever trap I have set up for you -listening to my evil monologue -escaping said trap after my monologue is complete -foiling my evil schemes -checking up on me when I haven't had an evil scheme in a while -overall giving me a reason to continue by providing me with an enemy to overcome every time Being a little animal in a fedora is a plus but not necessary