:BirbGull: stole my chips :BirbBlj: screamed in my ear :BirbRbn: too round :BirbCrdY: marshmallow peep impersonator :BirbTiel: scritches bandit :BirbRth: ate from the rat trap in the pantry :BirbBrd: stole my hot wings after I was done with them :BirbMgpi: embreezlement :BirbHele: hopped one too many times :BirbFnch: eated all the millet :BirbOwl: swooped my computer mouse