Your playbook failed. Management wants a root cause. You have 30 seconds. Introducing larvitz.bofh, an Ansible collection that returns Bastard Operator From Hell excuses: "Root cause: The mainframe tripped over an unhandled SIGSEGV in the automated espresso machine." Seedable, so each host keeps its story straight. Bonus category: Deutsche Bahn. https://codeberg.org/Larvitz/ansible-bofh #Ansible #BOFH #SysAdmin #DevOps #Codeberg #Humor #Linux