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@tanamuse@blackqueer.life

2026-09-17 15:40 UTC

@imp3tuz@mastodon.gamedev.place gave me a challenge to "hack" into her old phone. I thought "damn, mama bird is throwing me out of the tech baby nest"...until I realized "hack" was a simple factory reset and reboot...that I've been doing for years🤧. So my ego is inflated now and won't go down...you may address me as "Your excellency Most Supreme Hacker Bae the First"🙂‍↕️ :ABlobCatCozyWave:

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  • @Damselfly@blackqueer.life 2026-09-17 17:22

    @tanamuse@blackqueer.life The word “hack” is so confusing now. My twins were out with friends and one called me and asked me to hack into the other’s phone and send their Apple Cash to her. I said I could just lend them money but couldn’t hack into their phone. She said “I’ll give you the passcode.” I said it’s just that I have no way to do that. “Just tell them to send it,” I said. “They don’t have their phone, that’s why e we need you to do it.” “What?! Where is their phone!” “They left it in the bathroom.” “OMG what bathroom?!” “Probably ours, I don’t know, maybe the guest bathroom?” “Wait …here? Their phone is here?” “Yes! That’s why we want you to hack into it!” “OMG sweetie that’s not hacking that’s just using their phone! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️”

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