2026-04-01 10:28 UTC
Replies (13)
-
@Argyle13@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 10:29
Good April's Fool joke!
-
@Professorozone@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 15:22
God I fucking hate April fools Day.
-
@AverageEarthling@feddit.online 2026-04-01 12:08
Made me do a double take. The way the world is right now, it wouldn't be the most shocking thing.
-
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 2026-04-01 15:07
I fucking hate April Fools
-
@Buffalox@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 11:19
Oh boy this is why I hate most April fool jokes. They are generally not funny, just stupid.
-
@tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-04-01 22:09
I read this from the start with the mind that it's probably an April fool's joke, but not once did I see any indication to exaggerate or build up to a humorous absurdness. It's just a long article that could be true but isn't. Stupid and a waste of time.
-
@Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-01 14:44
this article has apparently caused AMD +3.61% ▲ and Intel INTC +8.84% ▲
-
@roger.wood@feddit.online 2026-04-01 13:35
Wouldn't the SEC look upon jokes like this poorly?
-
@sturmblast@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 18:53
Ah shit lol.
-
@pharceface@retrolemmy.com 2026-04-01 22:37
lol. Nice April Fools post. I think the cruelest tech related Aprils fools post I’ve seen claimed that Apple was open sourcing their x86 MacOS versions. Creating a Mac binary compatible BSD distro. That really hurt. I love OSx/2010s MacOS. Nothing on Linux or BSD side comes close. I am **really** holding out hope for RayvnOS.
-
@nuko147@lemmy.world 2026-04-01 20:13
Rumors say they will buy Nvidia after.
-
@CandleTiger@programming.dev 2026-04-01 11:49
This shit is dumb. It was dumb on Reddit and it is dumb here. Why do we want to make ourselves suffer obnoxious fake news once a year?
-
@kalpol@lemmy.ca 2026-04-01 21:37
But ponies!