@queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone
2026-09-17 06:34 UTC
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Whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch+IllhaveyouknowIg
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aidsonAl/QuaedaandIhaveover300confirmedkillsIamtrainedingorillawarfar
eandImthetopsniperintheentireUSarmedforcesYouarenothingtomebutjustano
thertargetIwillwipeyouthefuckoutwithprecisionthelikesofwhichhasneverb
eenseenbeforeonthisEarthmarkmyfuckingwordsYouthinkyoucangetawaywithsa
yingthatshittomeovertheInternet+ThinkagainfuckerAswespeakIamcontactin
gmysecretnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAandyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyo
ubetterprepareforthestormmaggotThestormthatwipesoutthepatheticlittlet
hingyoucallyourlifeYourefuckingdeadkidIcanbeanywhereanytimeandIcankil
lyouinoversevenhundredwaysandthatsjustwithmybarehandsNotonlyamIextens
ivelytrainedinunarmedcombatbutIhaveaccesstotheentirearsenaloftheUnite
dStatesMarineCorpsandIwilluseittoitsfullextenttowipeyourmiserableasso
ffthefaceofthecontinentyoulittleshitIfonlyyoucouldhaveknownwhatunholy
retributionyourlittle/clever/commentwasabouttobringdownuponyoumaybeyo
uwouldhaveheldyourfuckingtongueButyoucouldntyoudidntandnowyourepaying
thepriceyougoddamnidiotIwillshitfuryalloveryouandyouwilldrowninitYour
efuckingdeadkiddo==
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Replies (4)
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@eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2026-09-17 06:49
hehe you have the word ass in your private key, what are the odds
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@terranoid@lemmy.cafe 2026-09-17 07:43
The == had me wondering for too long
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@Redjard@reddthat.com 2026-09-17 15:13
Shortest RSA key.
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@tetris11@feddit.uk 2026-09-23 09:09
Or “Little Whatty Kiddo” as we like to call him ^-^