2026-09-14 04:11 UTC
I’d be okay with this if I could integrate it with home assistant. Just poo, wipe, and go. If seat goes from detecting a user to not detecting a user for 30 seconds, then flush, wait 15 seconds, disperse air freshener aroma.
It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only. My poo schedule is not for data collection! :p
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@SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 2026-09-14 04:47
It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only. Sorry, the best we can do is only having one data breach every six months, and the toilet refusing to flush if the internet ever goes out.
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@Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 2026-09-14 07:45
Also add a camera directed at the butthole to save water if it was poop or no. Also to show a progressbar of how things r going. Just make sure to stream the video unencrypted to the cloud.
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@SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 2026-09-14 08:09
You can probably build something with a smart valve. The mechanism for flushers is really simple.