2026-04-21 16:31 UTC
due to rising costs we can no longer afford "fives nines", we can only offer "four eights", sorry for the inconvenience :kyuuchan_bow:
Replies (9)
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@epsi@akko.wtf 2026-04-21 16:46
well, you can also consider it as "six eights" because there was 88 incidents in the last 90 days what a deal :kyuuchan_wow:
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@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com 2026-04-21 17:39
@epsi switching off the server from 8pm to 8am, "Please return during our business hours!"
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@nonbinarycoder@tech.lgbt 2026-04-21 17:43
@epsi not sure if the number of nines starts before or after the decimal point? well worry no longer because github has none of either!
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@wasabi@raru.re 2026-04-21 19:03
@epsi at least it's not six sevens
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@coolboymew@shitposter.world 2026-04-21 21:20
@epsi 11.11 less % for the lucky number!
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@Tiara@transfem.social 2026-04-23 07:49
@epsi@akko.wtf they went down to only 2 eights today ... 88.45%
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@goowose@mk.absturztau.be 2026-04-23 08:27
@epsi@akko.wtf the consequences of vibe coding and ai slop
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@koen_hufkens@mastodon.social 2026-04-23 09:09
@epsi Pretty soon we're at three sixes.
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@skaverat@skaverat.net 2026-04-23 10:35
@epsi it's "five neins" now