@kde@floss.social "At the KDE café it has come to our attention that many users object to us pissing in the coffee. Some object on ethical grounds and some point out that this is unhygienic and that is totally a valid stance. At the same time one cannot ignore the power of piss in coffee and the many benefits piss in coffee brings. So after considering the situation we drafted a policy limiting the amount of piss we put in the coffee! This should please the anti-piss users because surely less piss in your coffee is good yes?"