I have noticed a disturbing trend for LLM-bot-slop emails recently. They typically cite a totally irrelevant article, plug some product (natch), have no signature or company or anything. They usually come from %IndianName%@gmail (but occasionally %PolishName%). This week, I have added a line to my email signature: *DO NOT SEND ME AI OUTPUT. CAN'T WRITE ENGLISH? SEND THE PROMPT.* If your pitch is slop, I am not writing about it even if it's a free weakly-godslike AGI which runs on an old phone and has produced combined cure for the common cold _and_ cancer as a proof of concept.