2026-09-08 15:51 UTC
Me: *accidentally types perpenducukslar instead of perpendicular*
Autocorrect: purple ducks?
Me: No, just let me fix this.
Autocorrect: Oh, you wanted purpose dick?
Me: Look, I got this, just stip.
Autocorrect: sippy purple dick?
Me: God No. Stop.
Autocorrect: oh you want to start a new paragraph?
Me: What? Why would you think that? I'll just use the autosuggest, and wait, why would you move the options around right when I'm trying to selict . . .
Autocorrect: Did you mean sell lick all-purpose purple dick?
Me: Just ducking delete everything.
Autocorrect: Got it. Back to purple ducks.
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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange 2026-09-08 16:43
@kimlockhartga@beige.party LOL. when google voice started and their voicemail transcription was rough, they would ask if you had any corrections, so that they could improve it. at first, i did so. but then, the mistakes became so entertaining, i just let it alone and kept things as is for amusement. one of my favorites: actual: "Paul, it's Deb." transcription: "Paula, it's Death." txted deb's hubby "hey dude, apparently i got a sex change, but you're married to death..."