2026-10-05 01:53 UTC
$10,000 AND a loaded pistol! Best party ever.
"Nora, you're a little upset. Would you care for a sedative?" —every male physician ever
How do we get out? If only there were tools, & acid, & guns!
"What man hasn't wanted to murder his wife?" — every movie & story before no-fault divorce.
#monsterdon #houseOnHauntedHill1959
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-10-05 02:01
"Frau Blücher!" Yes is very good idea go exploring secret doors without candle. Secret door is perfect size for dumbass adventurer in the dark. Nora will be perfectly safe in dark room by herself. Maybe do a little sexy rope-play with the sassy wife. #monsterdon #houseOnHauntedHill1959