"oh no, they keep demanding the files. lets distract them with another more legal but still unethical maybe sex scandal, they love that shit" "but it can't be the potus, he's so heavily implicated nobody seems to even notice anymore. how about lauren boebert?" "*pukes* excellent! who should she be boning?" "*pukes* why not half of her office?" "*pukes* no thats too much... lets say 5 or 6 people?" "*pukes* do you really think 5 or 6 people would put up with that?" "*pukes again* fine, 3"