2026-08-23 23:15 UTC
Tonight's #monsterdon will be tooted with the aid of a freshly repaired heart valve.
MANAGEMENT WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY REAL OR PERCEIVED REDUCTION IN RIFF ZEST.
ALL SALES FINAL.
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@cd0@mastodon.social 2026-08-23 23:22
If you think I'm above humble-bragging about major surgery, you are mistaken.