Okay listen listen. Big idea. We make accounts that have men with hats, beards, sunglasses or maybe a stern look like their camera is a disappointment as their PFP. When encountering a condescending sexist, you can private message these accounts with the account name and your response. The account sends a message on your behalf - no alterations - as a masculine conforming bearded man. Suddenly, he starts absorbing your takes and responding with respect. "Why, what an intellectual, this like-minded man!" he will cry at his screen, add you as a friend even though you have different views, and invite you to play Helldivers 2 with the bros. And you won't have to deal with any of that, because you're on your main account and won't get a single notification. The bot will continue to auto-respond using a list of Quentin Tarantino movies and sports teams and the text "haha" or "hahaha" before or after, until the recipient of the messages no longer responds. Still workshopping.