In which Alexandra Petri hunts for food in the Arctic wilderness of a white embassy tablecloth. #humor https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/2026/09/trump-greenland-invasion-denmark/688760/?gift=LdoUfyzXybQRI6MrnAjlfW7BYZTlIauI8Y5iDdpAShI&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share