New contingency planning lingo! Tired: "If I were hit by a bus tomorrow…" - Everyone's heard it before - Makes public transit look like a villain - Bus drivers are trained, skilled professionals Wired: "If I were hit by a Ford F150 tomorrow…" - Fresh and new - Massive truck is deadly to pedestrians - Why are these behemoths everywhere? - Wait, you don't need a special license to drive these people-crushing machines?