2026-07-06 00:48 UTC
Replies (15)
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 01:06
Why does Joe look like he's 47 and on his third divorce? #monsterdon
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 01:11
"You wait right here." You know, next to the hat I didn't want you to see. #monsterdon
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 01:09
Man, this guy is callous. #monsterdon
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 01:15
Considering how sticky this "net" supposedly is, they sure seem to be able to move around an awful lot. #monsterdon
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 01:13
Those are some pristine freaking bones. #monsterdon
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 01:25
Let's spray the whole cave with DDT. We still have a man unaccounted for, but it's probably fiiiiiiine, right? #monsterdon
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 01:32
They haven't found a body yet, have they? Why is everyone already just assuming he's dead. Also, this poor guy's wife really must not like him very much, does she? #monsterdon
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 01:40
I love how he just stood there screaming and doing jazz hands instead of doing literally anything to try to escape. #monsterdon
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 01:49
Who goes searching for a bracelet in a cave without a flashlight? #monsterdon
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 01:59
"She attached too much importance to tjat bracelet." Lady, you don't know the half of it. #monsterdon
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 01:55
Ah, Joe with his sligjtly receeding hair line and five o'clock shadow. How many tines has this guy been held back in school? #monsterdon
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 02:03
"If those kids have got a lot of sense..." Sir, I assure you, it has been very well established that they do not. #monsterdon
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 02:07
"Ledge, if we can get out far enough on it, the spider can't follow us." Riiiiiight. I've never seen a spider just scale a wall. #monsterdon
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 02:05
Where is all the light in this cave coming from? Maybe follow that to find your exit? #monsterdon
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@me@social.jlamothe.net 2026-07-06 02:11
Did they just taze the spider? #monsterdon