@randahl@mastodon.social "Mum, why do we live underground?" "Well son, when the Earth became uninhabitable because a bunch of rich guys polluted it into runaway heat, we wanted to escape to Mars, but we couldn't get there because a bunch of rich guys put so much shit in orbit that the debris from collisions destroy any rocket that gets launched. Nobody wondered why just one rogue nation got to decide to allow them to do that."