Steam's recommending me a dragon washing game, I'm all "OK I'll check out the store page at least," yup it's a dragon washing game where dragons show up at your dragon washing shop and you wash them, and if you're really good at washing them you can date them and do sex stuff with them 1. This is not a game for me 2. I am delighted that this game exists 3. Amazingly this first-person dragon-washing game where you use your hands a lot does not do VR mode??? 4. Theory: for the people who want this game, this is the only game, this is how to be a success, find something that a small number of people will absolutely adore 5. Proof: reviews are overwhelmingly positive