SSRIs or A Huge Handful of Goldfish: A Comparative Study of Common Treatments for Acute Anxiety Dry Mouth: SSRIs: ✅ A Huge Handful of Goldfish: ✅ Weight Gain: SSRIs: ✅ A Huge Handful of Goldfish: ✅ Rapid Relief of Symptoms: SSRIs: ❌ A Huge Handful of Goldfish: ✅ Yummy: SSRIs: ❌ A Huge Handful of Goldfish: ✅ Conclusion: A Huge Handful of Goldfish can be a tasty and effective treatment for acute anxiety with similar side effects to the standard of treatment.