2026-04-13 20:39 UTC
Tampons should look like lightsabers and make a *Shwung* sound when you open them. Also, dye the cotton lightsaber colours. I don't give a shit about toxic whatever the fuck, I want to desecrate something beautiful with my womanly body.
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@CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 21:08
I mean, it would increase sales. But that's because light saber. When I was a kid I would have pissed off so many women, because dumb kid + 'lightsaber' = pissed off adults