@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
2026-05-02 14:16 UTC
Replies (4)
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@ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-02 14:24
They do, actually. The ability to be so hypocritical is a demonstration of raw power. And that? That they love and care about dearly.
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@riskable@programming.dev 2026-05-02 14:54
I swear, if there's an afterlife, you won't be judged based on how good or bad you were. It'll be based on your hypocrisy. **Example 1** Death: "You were a mob boss. You had many people injured, tortured, and murdered. Did you ever try to fool anyone into thinking you were not a mobster? That you were innocent?" Mobster soul: "Only law enforcement! I mean, *everyone* knew I was the head of a criminal organization. I was a proud mob boss! I acted accordingly and never misrepresented myself!" Death: "You will be reincarnated. We have many worlds in need of villains." **Example 2** Death: "You were a politician, fraudster, and serial philanderer. You took many lovers in secret. Made many promises you never kept. That you never *intended* to keep." Politician soul: "Guilty as charged! But hey, I gave millions to charity! I was super polite and never personally physically harmed a single person. I mean, *so many* people thought I was great! Obviously, that means I was!" Death: "You will serve in hell."
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@Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2026-05-02 14:43
They don't understand or recognize it. They good. We bad. Its that simple. Nothing they say is bad and any time the orange infant gets upset its because of bad people.
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@Smoogs@lemmy.world 2026-05-02 14:46
Not until it affects them directly like in the pocket book.