2026-09-12 20:02 UTC
No #AngryYogurtMan today. I did have an amusing conversation in the produce:
Older lady: "Sweetie, come over here."
Me: ::braces self::
OL: "How do you buy broccoli?"
Me: "Well, I mostly just flip it over and make sure it doesn't have bugs on it.
OL: "WHAT? I've never done that. Have I been eating bugs?"
Me, helpfully: "Extra protein?"
OL: Laughs and thanks me.
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@Nonya_Bidniss@infosec.exchange 2026-09-12 20:09
@APBBlue@thepit.social Just the other day I had to discard some florets from a bunch of broccoli due to larvae cocooned in there. Never don't inspect the broccoli. Extra protein, yes...but I'd rather know for sure I'm not eating them.