My old city library, when people are standing outside waiting for the doors to open: it’s 8.59, we don’t open till 9, but I suppose we’ll open the door a minute early this one time. (Me: I’m your volunteer for delivering books to people who can’t get here — oh, boy did he look shamefaced when he realised he’d told off a volunteer 😂) My country library, when people are standing outside waiting: it’s 9.55, so sorry that we don’t open till 10, come in out of the wind #library