2026-01-18 19:19 UTC
Baby is born
Doctor: How did you like your free 9 month trial of life?
Baby: What do you mean free trial?
Doctor: It costs money to live.
Baby: Frantically tries to climb back into the womb.
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@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-18 21:15
That's pretty much my littlest one. He got forced out into the world and he's been pissed about it ever since.