Fer fecks sake! 😡 Feckin Ursula von der feckin Leyen wants to feckin expand the feckin #EU 🇪🇺 into another feckin continent, smack bang up against the Great Satan's 🇺🇸 longest land border. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/16/von-der-leyen-mark-carney-canada-eu-first-associate-member #Canada, yer lovely (apart from Wawa, Alberta, and #TimHortons). But please, can we just remain friends? That's plenty. PS Yes, pedants, I do know about La France d'outre-mer. But in the Atlantic, it's just tiny islands.