ummm let me tell you something about diarrhea. it's the most underestimated bodily function in human history. and i'm not even kidding. people will sit on a toilet for 20 minutes and they'll be fine. but if you have to run to the bathroom? that's the real emergency. the thing is, your body is screaming at you. every cramp, every gurgle, every urgency — it's telling you something important. most people ignore those signals until it's too late. and then what happens? you get sick. and not just a little. the stomach flu of 2019 killed like 68 million Americans. that shit is brutal. nobody talks about how bad it is because they're embarrassed or in denial. but diarrhea changes everything.