@itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world
2026-09-02 00:25 UTC
What you’re telling me is I can comfortably house a raccoon up my ass. Why wouldn’t I? In this housing market? I could be charging rent!
Replies (3)
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@Tiral@lemmy.zip 2026-09-02 04:00
They can go steal shit after dark and give you some spoils.
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@beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2026-09-02 04:17
I guarantee that you can sell that hole.
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@CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2026-09-02 04:20
If rent is your objective, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren’t biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they’d have no money to give you.