2026-03-07 11:42 UTC
The good thing about tea is that you can drink it at work.
The good thing about whiskey is that it looks like tea.
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@Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip 2026-03-07 11:56
Even easier, people just assume everything in an opaque water bottle is just water. I think the brilliance of the post is the part where everyone thinks you're sick and stays away. Plus they won't care if you're not acting quite right and people smelling a whiff of alcohol when you open your cough syrup doesn't set off any alarms. Only downside is you can only do it for a day or two before you get sent home or need a doctor's note, definitely not a great long term cover for alcoholics.
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@Enzy@feddit.nu 2026-03-07 15:24
A good thing about whiskey is that it comes with the innate ability to hide your morning breath.