Post #1372024 · Elektrine

2026-02-28 15:47 UTC

You're allowed to be antisemitic now as long as you use the word "zionist" instead of "jew". Nobody has ever used this one weird trick before ever, so it's sure to trick everyone! Just remember to use the word "genocide" as many times as you can when someone calls you out for antisemitism. Bonus points if you say "Ackshually the ~~jews~~ zionists are the nazis!" That's super original and you automatically win every argument when you compare a group of people with the nazis. Then you can go about making conspiracy theories about the ~~jews~~ zionists controlling the media, being the secret puppet masters of the world, etc. all you want!

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@ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-28 16:02

I respect the Jewish faith, and think genocide is wrong and should be stopped. Call me an antisemite now, fuckface.

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@MTZ@lemmy.world 2026-02-28 16:37

Bad take. 1. Antisemitism is not anti-zionism in any way. One is the dislike of Jewish people and the other is a dislike of a certain sector of people, who need not be Jewish at all. In fact, most zionists are Christian. But I know that you already know that. 2. Semites are literally Palestinian people, not Israelis.

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@BillCheddar@lemmy.world 2026-02-28 16:21

In your mind: How many elementary schools can a nation bomb before we're allowed to say that nation's government is evil and should be eliminated? Because Israel is constantly targeting and killing women and children, and you're...ok with that? Please explain.

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@Harvey656@lemmy.world 2026-02-28 16:08

I uh... what? Is this a joke?

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