You know how I would probably get found in contempt of court, is that I am incapable of promising to tell (1) the truth, (2) the whole truth, and (3) nothing but the truth. I can absolutely swear to tell (1) the truth. Easy! That's my default anyway. I *can* swear to tell (3) nothing but the truth, but they're not going to like how it plays out. I'm just going to end up saying "I don't know" a lot when they try to badger me to be definitive, and then I'm going to have to raise my own objection: I swore to tell "nothing but the truth" and a guess is not the truth. So per the oath, "I don't know" will have to be an acceptable answer. I *cannot* swear to tell (2) the whole truth. That's impossible. It is literally impossible, and everyone in the courtroom would get exasperated if I tried. Hopefully they would at least let me explain the problem. Edit: subject line and #ActuallyAutistic Edit: @Cassandra@autistics.life