2026-07-26 05:03 UTC
A Predator sequel I want:
A middle-aged Kevin McAllister retires to a cabin in the woods. He just wants a simple life with no home invaders. A predator shows up to take a shot at the legend.
Montage: predator ducks many homemade traps then steps in a bear trap. Kevin: "Haha... Uh oh!" The pred chucks a paint can at him & knocks him out.
Title: "Predator: Solitude"
Tagline: "He just wanted to stay home alone."
Stinger: Pred: vocal clicks, then playback "Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"
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@Dss@infosec.exchange 2026-07-26 09:15
@BrianBinh@dice.camp I would watch that.