Post by @ifixcoinops@retro.social

2026-01-10 20:26 UTC

🐊 Got a survey link for ya here, wanna watch me stick my dick in this mousetrap? 🦝 ...not only "No," but also "That's plainly a fucked-up thing to ask someone, and I am now less likely to want to hang out with you in future." 🐊 What the hell happened to "Just ask, the worst they can say is No"

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@ifixcoinops@retro.social 2026-01-17 00:29

🎤🐰 Trunt Kronglesforth here reporting live from DuckDuckGo headquarters and talking to DuckDuckGo DuckDuckCEO Dick GoDuck, how's it DuckDuckGoing Dick 🐫 Richard. So as you can see Trunt, according to our survey, at time of writing, 95% of respondents are screaming at us to stop it with the whole dick-in-a-mousetrap thing. Now we understand that not everybody feels the same about sticking their dicks in mousetraps, 🎤🐰 The survey says they do 🐫 anyway, for those remaining 5% who like that sort of thing, we'll be including mousetrap-dicking by default, and the 95% who for whatever reason DON'T like it, well, we've made this new nomousetrap subdomain. 🎤🐰 Amazingly this is literally the furthest a search engine CEO's dick has been from a mousetrap since 2022

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