2023-01-30 15:33 UTC
Replies (29)
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@pinchepi@masto.ai 2023-01-30 15:44
@ranjit@friend.camp 😭
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@ross@social.rossabaker.com 2023-01-30 15:52
@ranjit@friend.camp Good, but the down button is an unnecessary complication.
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@vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de 2023-01-30 16:08
@ranjit@friend.camp from M&P Engineering, in Trafford Park, #Manchester , NW #England https://www.mp-engineering.co.uk/large-onion-peeler/
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@mariusz@mastodon.design 2023-01-30 17:08
@ranjit@friend.camp you know you won at life when your only KPI is onions per minute.
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@afeeney@universeodon.com 2023-01-30 17:19
@ranjit@friend.camp Somebody leeked that image.
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@quixoticgeek@social.v.st 2023-01-30 17:21
@ranjit@friend.camp anything to avoid using the metric system... :P
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@frostwolf@vulpine.club 2023-01-30 17:35
@ranjit@friend.camp Onions per minute??
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@SethTisue@fosstodon.org 2023-01-30 18:19
@ranjit@friend.camp I can’t possibly fit that many onions on my belt
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@michaln@bitbang.social 2023-01-30 18:42
@ranjit@friend.camp how much is that in cheeseburgers per bald eagle?
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@mike@micro.mkp.ca 2023-01-30 18:48
@ranjit@friend.camp My pressure cooker has a button for “TASTE”. It has three settings, press it once and you get “MORE TASTE”, press it twice and you get “LESS TASTE”.
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@alilly@solarpunk.moe 2023-01-30 19:11
@ranjit@friend.camp could only be better if the "SPEED" label read "ONIONS"
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@wattdefalk@dobbs.town 2023-01-30 19:19
@ranjit@friend.camp How often do you have to change the bulb?
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@MorningSong@weirder.earth 2023-01-30 19:29
@ranjit@friend.camp "What's your OPM rate look like?" "Oh, about 108, 109..." "Whoa, that's a little high there, friend."
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@saint_monkey@ohai.social 2023-01-30 19:32
@ranjit@friend.camp for some reason the up arrow for speed terrifies me. how many more onions do we NEED?
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@clede@podcastindex.social 2023-01-30 20:22
@ranjit@friend.camp I don’t know what this machine does, but 108.6 onions per minute sounds pretty good to me! 🧅
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@newobject@mastodon.gamedev.place 2023-01-30 21:01
@ranjit@friend.camp careful that might hit onion resonance frequency
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@rebecca_meadows@mastodonapp.uk 2023-01-30 21:02
@ranjit@friend.camp There must be some way we can replace *all* user interfaces with this, regardless of whether it makes sense or not
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@mmahaffie@mastodon.online 2023-01-30 21:12
@ranjit@friend.camp This really brings a tear to my eye.
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@CommieGIR@infosec.exchange 2023-01-30 21:22
@ranjit@friend.camp ah yes, the Torr connection machine
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@Prof_lofi@assemblag.es 2023-01-30 21:33
@ranjit@friend.camp OPMs!
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@Kiki@chaos.social 2023-01-30 22:16
@ranjit@friend.camp bookmarked this for my hci lecture!
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@c_dan4th@mstdn.social 2023-01-30 22:56
@ranjit@friend.camp Cations, Anions, Onions... Must be some part of chemistry I missed.
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@nathan@mastodon.nz 2023-01-30 23:33
@ranjit@friend.camp Man. So many days where I wish I was able to adjust my onions-per-minute. 😂
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@OrpheusandEurydice@mastodon.au 2023-01-30 23:45
@ranjit@friend.camp, that's eye-wateringly fast.
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@hatter@metasocial.com 2023-01-31 00:21
@ranjit@friend.camp This one is probably more generally useful though.
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@pewnack@aus.social 2023-01-31 00:22
@ranjit@friend.camp former Australian PM Tony "Onion Enjoyer" Abbott needs to know this.
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@quaad@everything.happens.horse 2023-01-31 00:27
@ranjit@friend.camp i'm sorry, three digits is not covering my onion per minute requirements.
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@mumbly_joe@jorts.horse 2023-01-31 01:34
@ranjit@friend.camp that's too many onions
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@dracoMetallium@pleroma.soykaf.com 2023-01-31 03:20
@ranjit@friend.camp This has to be an incredibly mind destroying job.