2026-04-16 04:23 UTC
All the senior leadership are freaking out about Mythos because Anthropic said, "it can hack the planet, trust me bro." We're getting called into meetings about threat response and we don't know a single thing about the threat we're supposed to respond to.
Got an email from our director today saying IT wants to audit all of the software installed on every computer for vulnerabilities that haven't yet been published as CVEs.
And like... I could just point at Claude Code and say, "You want vulnerabilities? Here's a whole pile of critical ones!" But they'd never listen to me.
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@emberquill@tech.lgbt 2026-04-16 17:12
I was just told that we have 24 hours to reduce our count of critical CVEs to zero across every single server running on our network or in our cloud environments, company-wide. They don't care if the attack surface isn't exposed. They don't care if the code wasn't updated because the last update broke something. No exceptions. Drop everything else and only work on vulnerabilities, no matter what other deadlines might be missed. We're fucked. Someone's gonna get fired over this mess. All because the CIO fell for a goddamn AI marketing stunt.