2026-09-28 02:00 UTC
> Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
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Except now every idiot has left the time ship, and is running around chasing dinosaurs, which is STUPID. How about you leave them alone, before they eat you?
Also yes, dinosaurs are 100x further back than they went. Oh, good, there's a cave left over from Star Trek.
#monsterdon #journeyToTheCenterOfTime1967
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-09-28 02:14
This crater must be a lava pit. You can tell because there's a pit with lava. I don't understand why they keep chasing the financier who provides no value. He gets eaten or burned, lab has to find new funding but otherwise everyone wins. We've lapped the movie! It's never going to end! The only way out are the Langoliers! Chompa chompa! Please let me out of this film. I don't want to see it again! #monsterdon #journeyToTheCenterOfTime1967