2026-08-28 21:57 UTC
@Jewpacabra@poa.st My mother had an incident with turkeys (multiple) on her car (while she was driving) and one got stuck in the windshield wipers (it was okay, it just took some loud squawking and thrashing and her turning on/off the wipers until it got free). :blobcateyes:
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@Eiswald@poa.st 2026-08-28 22:00
@scenesbycolleen@poa.st @Jewpacabra@poa.st People don't realize this but Turkey's are actually physically huge, heavy, and strong. Up close they have some big ass talons and sharp predator beaks. We're lucky they're kind of retarded because a turkey attack is legit worse than a goose attack.