That is still only $29 billion and somehow I don't think the CEO is gonna raise another $27 billion from selling socks and knickknacks. Kinda just sounds like inserting a middleman to angle at more profit. I would rather not pay a surcharge for eBay auctions, even if it adds some kind of quality assurance. His explanation of the acquisition just seems like more bullshit. Edit: I wonder how many bag holders from the memestock era are viewing this as their salvation.