So my local Asda (supermarket) has slowly been adding more and more random fake animals in their displays. First it was a near-lifesize plastic/fibreglass cow on top of the milk cabinet. Then came a flock of fake chickens above the egg aisle. And now they have the bananas in a display with a huge ... fake plant coming out with fake macaws. What's worse is it's peak capitalism because every single one of the animals has an employee name badge. WHY CAN'T THEY BE FREE?