2026-04-28 02:33 UTC
I've thought about doing a similar concept of the viral zoomer speedrun in Scientology but instead of just trying to get to the top floor the fastest, just BS your way through learning until you get to the OT level where they teach you about Xenu and let you into their harem and slave market.
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@WhitestTemplar@poa.st 2026-04-28 06:08
Just convert to Judaism and you'll get access to their sex slave market much faster imo. Just be sure to bring your own mattress, the ones they have are fucking filthy.