@Rasterman@detroitriotcity.com
2026-09-26 13:57 UTC
Bukele built a new mausoleum to El Salvador's national hero, who also ruled over Central America, a country that once existed and was capable of opposing annexation by Mexico, but conservatives within partitioned it into Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, and Costa Rica.
The æsthetics are on point. Bukele fixed his country's main problem and did it without travelling to Israel twice a month or LARPing as a soviet revolutionary. What's his secret? :pepe_starstruck:
I was reading the comments and apparently there's people who want Central America to come back. Sounds reasonable. They share demographics and history among all five countries, being Spanish/Mestizo/Injun and Catholic too. Makes more sense to me than if the US wanted to fuse with Canada, since the US doesn't speak Hindi. :pepe_newspaper:
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@maxmustermann@shitposter.world 2026-09-26 14:07
@Rasterman@detroitriotcity.com Israel ain't his vassal and he isn't stuck with endless wars against people who chew natural speed all day.
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@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com 2026-09-26 16:02
@Rasterman@detroitriotcity.com Bukele is the only world leader to ever press the Fix Everything button.