Me, having never talked about plural stuff at work. Today, receiving a very odd unexpected delivery: "WTF." Older coworker: "Maybe your other you ordered it. You leave yourself a note?" Me: "Nope, no notes to myself." Older Coworker: "Ah, must have been the evil you then." :BirbHele: Wasn't me. How does he know you? 🐁 i didnt do it 🐁 also youre the evil one