2026-04-22 10:11 UTC
Going entirely on vibes here. Don't think he's a real guy, I think people photoshopped 2 or 3 affluent looking individuals to invent this character. the joke would be that he's unfuckable as hell but also mega-rich for inventing sex.
OP has been posting this theme showing him giving updates to Sex like it's a videogame. The absurdity is in that sex is not at all like a videogame and people who play videogames are believed to have very little sex. Hope I didn't ruin it, somebody please correct me if I'm wrong and he's actually a real guy. I for one am looking forward to when Sex has multiplayer
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@Dearth@lemmy.world 2026-04-22 15:05
Jacob is a real man. He is in three recent spider man movies as Peter parker's best friend. He also starred on a kitschy tv series about vampires.
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@VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 2026-04-22 10:59
Wrong, it's [Jacob Batalon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Batalon)