Hahahahahahaha, omg y'all, this headline is *not* The Onion, although as Bob is my witless, I will buy the writer a round given the opportunity. FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them https://gizmodo.com/fbi-warns-ice-agents-not-to-trust-any-woman-willing-to-date-them-2000814283 So, as it turns out, most women don't want to make the beast with two backs with rage fueled bigots who get their rocks off by hurting people. And honeypots are outing the Secret Police, which is hysterical. You can lure these guys with a gunnysak dress and the right shade of blonde wig. Our Secret Police are so dumb. So. Dumb. #ICE #FBI #honeypot #gizmodo #StupidestTimeline