RE: https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/117329097729481810 IMHO good ALT text reads like the description in a text adventure. I present Professor Lawler's toot as a perfect example: > go north You see an orange hen nesting in a large cardboard box with some random bits of twine. She looks evil. > get hen The hen attacks you. > go south You are pursued by an evil hen.